Every morning I gently insert three triple-A batteries into my anus while drinking a glass of warm orange juice. The acid from the juice demagnetizes the batteries in my intestine and causes them to emit a powerful, yet completely safe, flow of positive energy into my blood stream.
I also make an effort to focus on things I can control, and choose not to let little annoyances get in the way of the awesomeness that is being alive. I’m not perfect. I’m not always positive. Yesterday I got upset that my arms were feeling particularly tired, but I let myself be sad for a bit, and then moved on by reminding myself that being sad about weak arms won’t make them any stronger.